Popsicles

May 14, 2006

Q. What did the cook name her son?
A. Stu.

Q. Why couldn’t the glass fool anyone?
A. People could see right through him.

Q. Where did the snowman put his money?
A. In the snowbank.

Q. What do you call a trunk full of bison?
A. Buffa-load.

Q. How do you fix a broken chimp?
A. With a monkey-wrench.

Q. What did the snowman and his wife hang over their baby’s crib?
A. A snowmobile.

Q. How did Sarah study for her finals?
A. __________ [Good question].

4 Responses to “Popsicles”

  1. Andy said:

    Answer to last Question: serendipiously? or pomusingly?

  2. jcg said:

    love the new design, sarah!

  3. Chris said:

    Hooray for some more jokes! Thanks for the daily smile.

  4. apostle john said:

    So how did you study?

    More importantly, how was the outcome :)

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